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Monday, 8 July 2013

Les Miserables 2012: Part Two

Posted on 19:26 by riya

"Have you asked of yourselves... what's the price you might pay?"
~Enjolras, Red and Black

Part Two! Part Two is here!  I shall restrain myself and not gush like a screaming fangirl, I promise--
--oh, who am I kidding.  I really will do my best to remain mature and level-headed, but I can't promise that there won't be a few squeals.



So my sister and I were calmly clapping and doing happy wiggle dances when "Stars" ended (no, no, not because it was over--we're not THAT rude, and besides it really was pretty good) and then the screen changed to show THE ELEPHANT and the whole Paris of 1832 thing and I literally levitated.  Or bounced on my bed.  Whatever.  Because, you know, SQUEEEE, MY BABY IS STORMING PARIS WITH HIS BAND OF CUTE FOLLOWERS.

Oops.
That was definitely a squeal.
Already.
Sorry.


Um, anyways.   I was really apprehensive about Daniel Huttlestone as Gavroche... my first impression was that he was too cutesy and not tough enough to play the toughest character in the musical.  I was quite happily proven wrong... and Adam Searles has been bumped off his top spot as Favorite Gavroche.  (TAC still rules though.  Just saying.)

There was just too much adorableness bouncing around in that scene.  The extra verses added to Look Down (loved those!) and the jumping onto Courfeyrac's back... can we talk about how cute the Gavroche/Courfeyrac relationship was?  I'm only disappointed that there wasn't more of it... according to an interview someone did with Fra Fee, there were several other scenes featuring the two of them that got cut.  Sigh.

Oh, and for more on Gavroche, check out this post I wrote for Eva's blog... it'll save me from repeating it all here.

And then a certain someone's face was flashing onto the screen and THIS was what I've been waiting for since... since birth.  Er, since last January when I first found out that the movie was being made.  Whatever.  "Look Down" was awesome.  So much passion, so much anger, so many people singing all at once.  Even the concerts didn't have that many.  The sheer magnitude of this film overwhelmed me many times, and this was one of those times.


Shall we take this thing in an orderly manner and deal with all the barricade boys, one by one?  We shall.  And, naturally, we will begin at the beginning.




I'm sorry, was that too many pictures?  I'm just bowing to requests from the people who read this blog.  If it were up to me the whole post would be photo-free.  Just so you know.

Certain people who happen to be my siblings have pointed out that when I first found out Aaron Tveit (and not Ramin Karimloo) would be playing Enjolras in the movie, I was somewhat disgusted.  "Oh, some Broadway pretty boy with a voice like Justin Bieber.  He'll ruin the part and he probably can't hit the notes in One Day More."

Well, uh, I do not remember such words.  Don't say that you remember them.  I will do remembering.

Basically, Aaron Tveit was the best Enjolras I've ever seen.  I know, I know.  The Ramin fans are approaching with menacing expressions and muskets held high even as we speak.  Let me clarify.  I still think Ramin Karimloo was an absolutely fabulous Enjo.  He will always hold a special place in my estimation as the one who made the character come alive for me.  (Michael Maguire was great and all, but he just didn't cut it.  Sorry.)  And his voice is still the greatest as far as Enjolras is concerned.  No dispute there.


But Aaron Tveit is the Enjolras of the book.  The leader, the chief, the heart of the revolution, the one who could yell at his friends for mooning over girls and getting drunk instead of planning a riot, but in the next minute snap his fingers and have everyone's attention and loyalty to the end.  (And I do mean the end.  SNIFF.)  The marble lover of liberty, the boy disowned by his wealthy parents because of his political opinions, the man whose greatest love was his country (which is referred to as Patria, and please tell me I'm not the only one who used to think that was a girl's name...), the charismatic law student who is repeatedly described as angelically handsome.  (Cough.  Cough.)

Also he's a really good singer.

"The processes of revolution have always been the same, and to lead men into them there have always been required, first, a cause or pretence to enlist adherents; second, an end, or something as a practical achievement. As a rule he fights well who has wrongs to redress; but vastly better fights he who, with wrongs as a spur, has also steadily before him a glorious result in prospect--a result in which he can discern balm for wounds, compensation for valour, remembrance and gratitude in the event of death."
~Lew Wallace, Ben-Hur


Logically, we shall proceed next to Courfeyrac.  Played to perfection by Fra Fee, who has the most amusing name in the credits and the most adorable accent in the entire film, Courfeyrac is one of my favorite barricade boys.  Or revolutionaries.  Or students.  Or les Amis.  Or whatever you want to call them.  He's just so much fun.  Gregarious, bubbly, always ready to discuss politics or doeskin trousers (whichever topic comes up first), Courfeyrac is the glue that holds les Amis together.  He's the one who welcomes Marius into the group, gives him a place to stay and shuts him up when his ranting about Napoleon begins entering dangerous waters.  (Enjolras doesn't take kindly to opposition in debate.)  Not one of the barricade boys gets the amount of attention he deserves in the film (I know, I know, time constraints) but Courf's personality shines through despite his limited screen time.


And as we all know, nothing beats that line.


On to Combeferre.  "Enjolras was the chief, Courfeyrac was the center, Combeferre was the guide."  Victor Hugo tells us that Combeferre completed Enjolras, that where Enjolras was severe, Combeferre was gentle.  Gentle and yet resilient-- one gets the impression, at least in the movie, that Combeferre is tough as nails.  Killian Donnelly (who, incidentally, has also played Enjolras and Courfeyrac) does a fabulous job of playing the student who took care of everyone else (even under cannon fire and while dodging bayonets) and spouted long harangues on everything under the sun, yet summing up the thing they were all striving for--"to be free"--in three simple words.  Enjo's my favorite, as you probably already guessed, but Combeferre comes second.  And he, too, has a great voice.  But hey, almost all the barricade boys are seasoned West End veterans, well-versed (pun not intended...) in Les Mis long before they were cast in the movie.


I'll admit, I had my misgivings about George Blagden's ability to play Grantaire.  Most of these stemmed from the fact that he looks nothing like Hadley Fraser, who played R in the 25th Anniversary Concert (and also happens to be one of my favorite musical theatre actors) and that he wasn't a Broadway or West End star.  I was quite happy to be proven wrong-- his Grantaire is everything that book-Grantaire ought to be, with an excellent voice to boot.  Am I sounding redundant?  Well, who cares.  The barricade boys should have their own band.  Just saying.  (There will be a ranting session in Part Three about how "Drink With Me" was cut down to practically nothing... be prepared.)  Anyways, Grantaire is the cynic of the group who also happens to have the best sense of humor (which is why he wasn't booted out of the Cafe Musain ages ago).  He basically worships the ground Enjolras walks on, because Enjolras is everything he isn't-- charismatic, focused, has a goal in life, doesn't get drunk before breakfast, etc.  George Blagden did a wonderful job of communicating all this just with a few facial expressions and, like, ten and a half minutes of screen time.  Bravo!


Joly is just adorable, okay?  (So is Hugh Skinner... but that's not the point.)  He's a medical student who's more knowledgeable in How to Be a Patient than How to Be a Doctor-- that is, he's les Amis' resident hypochondriac, but he's also hilarious.  And a proud member of the Make Fun of Marius Club.  (We're getting to Marius.  Be patient.)  In the book, he whiles away the time before the final attack calmly inspecting his tongue in the mirror.  Looking for strep throat, maybe?  I don't know.  But it's funny.  In a morbidly tragic kind of way.


Jean Prouvaire (sometimes known as Jehan to the other Amis) is a real sweetheart.  Hugo tells us that he liked to go for long walks and write poetry, that he was in love, that he wanted freedom for the people just as much as anyone else but he went about it gently.  Alistair Brammer played Prouvaire in the 25th Anniversary Concert as well, and he did beautifully in both parts.  I liked how he portrayed Jehan as quiet and affectionate without being a wimp... too often poor Jehan gets labeled "prissy" or "weak" by the fandom, and I think that's a crying shame.

It's also interesting to note that Jehan and Combeferre wear the exact same outfit in "Do You Hear the People Sing?"-- was that intentional?


We are told that Bossuet was a cheery fellow who was unlucky, but unfortunately Stuart Neal as Bossuet (or Lesgles, his actual name) has so few appearances that we don't really get to see that side of his character.  We see the cheery bit, that is, because he's literally ALWAYS smiling except when he's getting killed (and warning the others about more soldiers), but we don't really see the unlucky part.  I do, however, wish to point out that the Bossuet of the book is the oldest of the group when they are first introduced (twenty-five, how frightfully Methusalehsque!) and has already lost most of his hair... whereas Stuart Neal looks about fifteen and has more hair than Aaron Tveit (and that's sayin' a lot).


The pathetic shortage of pictures of Bahorel from the movie have forced me to resort to using this one, from The Young Revolutionaries DVD extra.  (Go watch it.  Well worth your six minutes.)  Bahorel's pretty young and he gets excited easily and he likes to smash things up.  And he dies in Enjolras' lap.  Which is sad.  We'll get to that.  Umm.... that's about it.  We're getting into Obscure Character Territory here.  

Last one, I promise.  This poor barricade boy doesn't even have a name, but he's played by Jamie Muscato, a West End actor who portrayed Joly in... (everyone together) ....the 25th Anniversary concert!  I've named him Pierre, since the screenwriters didn't see fit to give him a real name, and I get excited and point like a two-year-old when his face flashes blurrily on the screen.  Why?  I'm not really sure.  I just remembered him as the only one of les Amis other than Enjo and Grantaire who stood out to me on my first couple viewings of the 25th concert (probably his distinctive nose and hair had something to do with it) and when I discovered he was in the movie, it was like seeing an old friend.  Or at least a familiar face.  Whatever.

I don't want to keep you guys here all night, so I'll just sum up my opinion on the barricade boys with a Sound of Music quote-- "love them, Captain, LOVE THEM ALL!"

On to... everyone's favorite loser.


Oh, now come on.  Put the bottles down.  Marius IS kind of a loser.  You have to grant me that.  But he's a lovable loser.  And it's absolutely impossible to hate him, because whether we admit it or not, we all have a little bit of Marius in us.  Failure to see things staring us in the face, making the wrong remark at the wrong time, getting overdramatic when we don't get our way... yeah, don't pretend you don't see a trend.  Marius is relatable whether we want him to be or not.  

I feel like a broken record here, but Eddie Redmayne was another of the "I-am-totally-not-sure-about-this-actor's-ability-to-play-that-character" people.  I believe my initial reaction upon seeing a picture of him for the first time was something along the lines of "ewww."

I need to work on my people skills, I think.

At any rate, I was proven wrong... AGAIN... and Eddie Redmayne was a great Marius.  Still not Michael Ball.  But then, who is?  (Don't say Michael Ball.  You knew what I meant.)  His voice is not quite up to my impossibly high standards where Marii are concerned, but he did a pretty good job with most of the songs and his "Empty Chairs" was phenomenal.  I can't help being amused by the way his head shakes every time he attempts to hold a note... but hey, that's about a billion levels above Nick Jonas' Marius, who didn't even know what a note was, let alone how to hold it. 

Um, moving on.


However much I may admire Michael Ball's incredible vocal abilities and count his performance as my favorite, it cannot be denied that Eddie Redmayne's Marius is much closer to brick-Marius than any other portrayal I've seen.  Michael Ball plays musical-Marius, which is great, but musical-Marius is head over heels for Cosette, incredibly loyal to his friends, completely ignorant of Eponine's feelings for him and that's pretty much it.  Brick-Marius is a staunch Bonapartist (something not covered in the stage musical OR the movie, sigh...), a bit of a rebel (at least where his grandfather is concerned), head over heels for Cosette, incredibly loyal to his friends and completely ignorant of Eponine's feelings for him.  In my not at all humble opinion (seriously, if my opinion was humble I wouldn't be posting it on my blog for all the world to see), Eddie Redmayne blended brick-Marius and musical-Marius beautifully.  He had the political fervor Marius is supposed to have (even if it was republican... but hey, better than nothing), his interaction with Cosette was UNBELIEVABLY cute (did anyone else just completely melt every time they looked at each other), his rapport with Eponine was just right and the way he got along with les Amis was hilarious to behold.   And he really did sing pretty well.

I definitely approve.  And I hereby apologize for all the bad things I ever said about Eddie Redmayne as Marius.  Because I hereby take them all back.  *hunts for receipt*


It is a truth universally acknowledged (at least in my wee Les-Mis-loving circle) that Samantha Barks is the only person currently living on the planet who could have played Eponine so perfectly in the movie.  (Lea Salonga has, sadly, aged out of the part.)  She has a voice that could knock your socks off if you happen to be wearing socks (I'm typing this post while barefoot, so that's not an option for me), the kind of facial expressions that can convey an entire monologue with one eyebrow lift (think of Anthony Andrews as Sir Percy if you don't know what I mean), she's completely gorgeous even when she's a) a mud-covered street rat or b) dressed as a boy, and did I mention she's an amazing singer, possibly the best in the movie?  Yeah, that too.


One thing that did bug me in her interaction with Marius, though, was the way the lyrics were so messed up.  (Totally not Eponine's fault, though.  Blame the screenwriter.)  I don't think I would have minded so much if the rewritten song had sounded a little better--after all, it did explain to the viewers about Marius' grandpa and all that--but the silly thing doesn't even rhyme.  (Don't say "yeah it does.")  

"Hey there, monsieur, what's new with you? Plotting to overthrow the state?
You still pretending to be poor?  Come on, I know your grandpa's rich..."  

Guys, that's even worse than Freddy Eynsford-Hill's attempts at poetry.  At least "bother me" and "rather be" almost rhyme, if you're British and don't discriminate between M and B.  And what was up with cutting out Eponine's first few lines about knowing a lot of things?  It didn't make any sense, later on, when she said, "You see I told you so, there's lots of things I know..."  Sorry, honey, but you DIDN'T tell him so.   And so the later line didn't make SENSE.   I ranted as much to Anne-girl when it was all over, but all she would do was put on her best Josh voice and say, "But then it would have been like a six hour movie!  THINK ABOUT IT!" and my argument became invalid because you can't argue with Blimey Cow.

Where was I.

Oh, yes, Eponine.  Basically, my only complaint about her was that I felt like Samantha Barks didn't get enough screen time-- I mean, her Eponine was flawless because, y'know, SHE is flawless, but I wanted to see more of her.  


I have always been something of a skeptic where Marius and Cosette are concerned, at least in the musical.  I elaborated on my opinions regarding love at first sigh here, and I don't retract any of my statements, but...

(yes, I'm well aware that there are an awful lot of buts in this post, and an awful lot of crow-eating on my part)

... Marius and Cosette in the movie were too sweet for words.  And it really has to be attributed to splendiferous acting from Eddie Redmayne and Amanda Seyfried.  From the moment their eyes met across the crowded street, I knew they were destined to be together.  (Well, obviously... I HAVE read the book AND seen both concerts AND seen the stage play, so if I didn't know by now that Marius and Cosette end up together, I must be pretty dense.  Um, hope I didn't just spoil anything for you.  Spoilers-- they get married.)


Amanda Seyfried was a lovely, lovely Cosette.  I know the brick says Cosette is supposed to be a brunette, but I always pictured her as a blonde, and now it's pretty much impossible for me to picture her as anyone but Amanda Seyfried.  She looks like a living doll, and isn't that what Cosette is supposed to be?  Kind of symbolic with the doll Valjean bought for her when she was little... first she had the doll, then she grew up and became the doll.  Because he spoiled her with clothes and whatnot, y'know.

Anyways.  This Cosette was not bratty or spoiled as some Cosettes seem to be, however-- though she wanted to know more about the past and got upset when Valjean refused to tell her, she didn't get angry the way Katie Hall does in the 25th concert (an element that always annoyed me.  Girl, you have no idea how much this man gave up for you!!).  Nor does her wealth and privilege seem to have made any kind of Veruca-Salt-ish character out of her... the first time we see her as an adult, she's distributing money to the poor.  I love that that's where Marius gets his first glimpse of her-- doing good for the people, just as he and his friends are trying to do in their own way.

But then the Thenardiers have to come along and ruin it all.
Not that I didn't enjoy the ruining, because it was hilarious.


Was I the only one who got chills when Javert picked up Gavroche?  Then when Random Other Police Officer (whom I'm convinced was just thrown in there, along with the dudes at Fantine's arrest, just to prove that Javert is NOT the only cop in Paris, despite evidence to the contrary) was holding onto him while Javert was doing his I'm In Charge Here thing, my sister and I were vociferating our indignation quite... verbosely.  LET THE CHILD GO, PUT HIM DOWN, HE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, IF YOU WANT TO ARREST SOMEONE, TAKE MONTPARNASSE AND HIS NICK JONAS POUT.

Ooooh, it would have been cool if Nick Jonas had played Montparnasse.  I would have been way too amused.  Even more so if they had left in the little bit at the end of "Look Down" where Gavroche is introducing Eponine and she elbows Parnasse in the stomach.  That would have been entertaining.

Also, Russell Crowe's singing amused me (agaaaaain) in this one.  "Let the old man keep on running, I will run him off his feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.... [pauses and looks around in embarrassment, remembering that he is a cop and not a pop star] everyoneaboutyourbusiness, clearthisgarbageoffthestreet!"


"Red and Black" was everything I wanted it to be, as long as I ignored the fact that a bunch of lyrics were cut off at the beginning.  (Ahem.  This is becoming rather a mantra.)   The Marius-teasing was perfect (a combination of lightening the mood at what was probably a boring political meeting and just plain goofing off), Marius' reaction was exactly as it ought to be (a blend of confused, embarrassed and not-really-caring-because-did-you-guys-SEE-her???) and the singing was fabulous... but you knew that.  It's the barricade boys.  (Side note: Hadley Fraser's "ooh and ahh" used to be my favorite, but I'm becoming rather partial to George Blagden's after repeated listenings.)  


This song, I think, is when we see Enjolras' full personality in its best light.  We see him getting frustrated with both Marius and Grantaire, attempting to drag Marius back into the Real World (though the "who cares about your lonely soul!" is more of a "dude, wake up," than an expression of callousness, which I appreciated) and taking instant action when the news of Lamarque's death arrives. Speaking of which... is it just me or are those tears?  Yeah, those are tears.  I'd never thought about it before... but the students would have been sad over Lamarque's death.  "From the candles of grief we will kindle our flame..."


And then, of course, Marius ducks out with Eponine to go see Cosette, and Enjolras is left staring over the bannister at... someone.  Now, I'm not ashamed to tell you that I'm an Enjolras/Eponine shipper.  IF they had both survived the barricades and IF the story had ended very differently, I would have loved to see them get married.  She desperately needed someone to love her, and he desperately needed something (or someone) to believe in after the revolution failed.  Yes, you can argue that the wistful look on Enjo's face is more of a "drat, Marius is deserting us again" than a "sheesh, who IS that gorgeous woman?" but I would much rather be romantical than accurate.  In this case, anyway.


Come on, now... that face isn't the kind of face you make just because your best guy friend decided not to stay for the rest of the meeting.  And look at Combeferre, will you?  That's shock right there.  Shock that Enjolras is noticing a girl.  I will go down with this ship.


"In My Life" was one of the best I'd ever seen.  I LOVED the little bit where Marius is swinging Eponine around and running down the street singing about his love.  (Ha... if you've read the Vogue interview, that should be humorous.)  I really, really liked the Cosette and Valjean interaction during that song... it made so much more sense for Cosette to be asking her father about his past instead of her own.  She was eight when she left the Thenardiers... surely she would remember at least a little bit about her childhood.  And I liked the way the candlesticks kept popping up in Valjean's rooms throughout the movie-- a lovely little touch showing how the Bishop's influence is following him through his life.


Amanda Seyfried's voice left something to be desired in both this song and "A Heart Full of Love"-- she really couldn't quite hit those high notes-- yet I'm okay with that.  I saw an interview in which Samantha Barks was describing her costar's voice as almost birdlike, very tremulous and flute-y, which fits in perfectly with the brick's running comparison of Cosette to a lark.  On stage I like a Cosette with a really strong soprano, but in the movie I'm willing to overlook technicalities.  (Such condescension!)




On my most recent watching of the film, I burst into tears during "A Heart Full of Love." Odd, that-- it's a sweet song and I have a romantical turn of mind, but it's not the kind of song that usually makes listeners weep.  And I wasn't even crying because Eponine was (literally) left out in the cold, though my sadness did stem from her presence.  Mostly I was crying because all I could think of was, "gahhh, she loves Marius and he doesn't love her back and she's going to die."

Silly, isn't it? I knew Eponine was going to die.  (Now you do too, if you didn't already.)  I'm well-versed in this story.  Why on earth should I suddenly start operating the waterworks just because I remembered what was going to happen in Act Two?


I think perhaps that, too, is a testimony to how great this film is.  Here's a story I know like the back of my hand, a character who may very well be my favorite in the whole shebang (I still can't deciiiiiiide, though), a song I've heard literally hundreds of times.  Yet seeing it in a new interpretation brought tears to my eyes (and face... and pillowcase...).  This story still has the power to move me in ways I hadn't thought possible, even after many, many viewings.  That's pretty incredible.

Okay, sappiness over.  Back to our normal programming.


"Attack on the Rue Plumet" felt a bit rushed, probably because they cut the first couple verses.  Sigh.  YET AGAIN.  But it was still handled well on Samantha Barks' part, anyway.  Though nothing can top Lea Salonga's scream in the TAC.  That thing ought to be patented.  Just like Colm Wilkinson's eyebrows.

And the cutting of some of the more important lines did make this piece of nonsense possible, of which I'm still pretty proud.  I mean, really.


Now, in Valjean's defense, Thenardier (or one of his gang) DID shout "police!" as he was fleeing, so Valjean did have some reason to believe Javert might be there... but at first glance it still looks a bit odd.


"On My Own" was breathtaking.  I fully approve of the people-who-boss-such-things' decision to move it back in time and have it take place right after AHFOL.  The impact of just having seen the man she loved meeting the woman HE loved would definitely be devastating to poor Eponine, and since she doesn't have to play the Pony Express in this version, it makes sense for her to sing her famous soliloquy here instead of on her way back from delivering Marius' letter.


Interesting to note-- just as she sings the line "the streets are full of strangers," some random dude walks by in the background.  I wouldn't call that street exactly full, but hey, there's one stranger. It makes more sense than it does onstage, when she's completely alone for the entire song.  Ha.

Really, though, I wish Samantha Barks had been nominated for Best Supporting Actress along with Anne Hathaway.  I almost wish she'd won instead.  She put so much emotion into that song, so much of what Eponine was feeling and thinking, that I felt like I knew Eponine better than I ever had before.  That line, "I love him, but every day I'm learning..." when she brings her head up from her knees is just spine-tingling.  Also tearjerking.  But hey, that's a given.


"One Day More"... I don't have words.  It was incredible.  So well executed, so well sung (okay, except for Valjean and Javert... sorry guys...) and so breathtaking.  Eponine dressing as a boy, Marius' frantic search for Cosette, Enjolras and the students preparing for the barricades (um, yes, I cried again... because THEY'RE going to die TOO), the Thenardiers pinching pistols and kissing people (poor Joly, I bet he fumigated himself afterwards) and the crowd of people getting swept up in the whole thing.

 Pity it didn't last.  One minute there... then they were gone.  Sure, it was easy to get caught up in the emotionalism of the moment, to pledge to support the revolution and stand strong, but as soon as the going got rough and the soldiers arrived, things took a different turn.  "You in the barricades, listen to this-- no one is coming to help you to fight..."

But I won't spoil the epic-ness of this song with morbid thoughts of what's to come.  For now, let's just enjoy one of the most amazing songs in the musical.


For my part, I've been singing and humming this song all day today.  Because for me it really is one day more--- one day until I see my best friend, live and in person.  Which means that blogging will be pretty much nonexistent until I get back from the state-where-Melody-lives.  We do hope to update you all during our visit, but I will definitely not be posting Part Three until I get back.

Sooooo... this will have to do for the present.  But never fear, I shall return.  To haunt you.

One more dawn, one more day, ONE DAY MORE!

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Monday, 1 July 2013

Les Miserables 2012: Part One

Posted on 19:31 by riya

"It's the story of one who turned from hating... a man who only learned to love when you were in his keeping."
~Jean Valjean, Epilogue
It feels cliche to say I don't know where to begin, but it's the truth.  I waited so long for this movie-- eleven months just for it to be released in theaters, then three more before I actually saw it for myself.  And I'll tell you right now that yes, it was everything I dreamed it would be, and there's no need to go find a new dream (unless the new dream involved seeing the show live on Broadway someday, in which case, yes please).

I suppose the best place to begin would be at the beginning.  After that I shall go on until the end.  Then stop.


{And a warning to all-- this is going to be EXTRAORDINARILY long and RIDICULOUSLY convoluted and CHOCK-FULL of spoilers and UNBELIEVABLY detailed and opinionated because really, blow-by-blow is the only way I can handle Les Mis and you can consider yourself duly warned now. Let all who wish to, go from here.}

The beginning for many people happened when the French flag flashed onto the screen, swirling through green water as the big bum-BUM music began.  And if I had seen Les Mis in the theater, so it would have been for me.  But I saw Les Mis for the first time at home, in my bedroom, and for me the experience began with one voice singing softly and one man's face on the screen as the DVD menu began to play "Do You Hear the People Sing?" in its entirety, accompanied by a montage of scene snippets that gave me goosebumps.


I'm immature.  I screamed.
But quietly, because my younger siblings were getting ready for bed.

Um, anyways.  Once I'd finished fangirling over Enjolras (and everyone else in the menu montage) my sister hit the Play button and that's when the iconic prologue music began and the flag swam upward.

Sure, it was CGI, but I don't care.  The opening scene was breathtaking.  Actually seeing the convicts dragging the ship into the docks was more thrilling than I'd expected it to be-- throughout the whole movie I just couldn't get over how much BIGGER everything was--so much bigger than what I've been accustomed to with the concerts and the stage play.  (Bigger does not equate better.  We'll discuss that more later. But it was still fabulous.)  And the music?  Fabulous.  After hearing about the whole singing-live-with-just-a-piano thing, I was a bit worried that the orchestrations might not be up to snuff, but I was quite wrong and am happy about it-- I would much rather be merry than right.

I intend to go character-by-character through this thing, and since I also intend to go song-by-song, it makes the most sense to begin with Valjean and Javert in "Look Down."


Hugh Jackman is still not my favorite Valjean, but I will say that I've completely gotten over my early prejudice against him.  (My first reactions on seeing a picture of the man they'd cast for Valjean were a)  disappointment that he wasn't Colm Wilkinson and b) annoyance at his appearance. "Too skinny and too movie-star-ish to be a convict.  Definite fail here.")  However.  Hugh Jackman's acting skills are superb, he completely inhabited the role and convinced me that he WAS Jean Valjean (to the point where I've started picturing his face instead of Colm's when I read certain portions of the brick... *hides*) and his interaction with Little Cosette was the cutest thing in the history of cute things.  More on that later.  The only quibble I have is with his voice-- though he was NOT the worst singer in the movie, I was left feeling dissatisfied with the way he handled several of the songs.  To be quite honest, I don't think he was the right vocal match for the part.  It is a truth universally acknowledged that the part of Jean Valjean is one of the most challenging male roles in musical theatre, and though Jackman is a trained singer and has been in quite a few shows, I just don't think his voice is right for Valjean.  "Look Down," wasn't bad, however-- though his voice lacks the raw power that Colm, Gary Morris or even John Owen-Jones bring to the part, he still got all the emotion across despite the lyric changes.  


Oooh, yeah, let's talk about lyric changes, shall we?  Especially where this guy is concerned.  Now, I loved the "retrieve the flag" bit.  It makes so much more sense for the audience to actually SEE Valjean's incredible strength at the beginning of the story, instead of being abruptly informed during "The Runaway Cart," that oh, yeah, this guy tossed ships around back in the day.  Forgot to mention that.  So that was great.  What I did NOT like was the way they cut so abruptly from mast-lifting to song-shouting.  It seemed awkward somehow.  You know how Rex Harrison speak-sings his way through My Fair Lady?  Yeah, well, Russell Crowe shout-sings his way through the dialogue bits.  Yes, I cringed.  Sometimes I giggled.  But in the end... his voice really wasn't that bad.

*scurries into corner*

No, I still don't think his singing was quite up to par.  But it wasn't the atrocity I had been led to believe it would be. And though it's great fun to imitate his part in One Day More, his voice doesn't send horrified chills down my spine the way Nick Jonas' does in the 25th Anniversary Concert.  Stars and Javert's Suicide weren't half bad (from a technical standpoint... we'll discuss the WAY he sang them in a minute), and Confrontation was the bomb (did I actually just say "the bomb" in public??) but the dialogue bits, as previously stated... errrrrmmmmm.  "NOW prisonertwofourSIXohone... your time is UP and your paROLE's begun..."  And what was up with changing the lyrics so they didn't rhyme anymore? "Follow to the letter your itinerry..."

Um, excuse me, what is an itenerry?  Could you possibly have meant itineRARY?

No one bites out "You will stahve again unless you learn the meaning of the lawr," like Philip Quast, but I have to say, Crowe's "and I'm Javert," is classic.  I approve.


Showing Valjean's journey through the mountains of France into the little village of Digne was done beautifully, I thought-- the stage simply can't portray that kind of scenery, and I appreciated the addition of those little scenes showing Valjean's rejection by the people he encountered.  Having the parole officer sending a guy to follow him was excellent, too-- in my first encounter with the story I was super confused as to why Javert was chasing Valjean in the first place and what he had against him.  (I mean, he'd served his time for the bread...)

I was prepared to be Emotionally Involved for the entire movie, of course, and was prepared to cry at the sad parts, but I was not at all prepared to pull an Elsie Dinsmore and burst into an agony of tears and sobs as soon as the Bishop's face showed up on the screen.  

And they included Mme. Magloire and Mlle. Baptistine! Even though they
didn't do anything to advance the story! Yay brick details!

I was so, so impressed with MY Valjean's singing.  I mean, duh, obviously.  Colm Wilkinson has a gorgeous voice.  But he IS a lyric baritone with an amazingly high range and the Bishop has some pretty low notes, so the way he sang that last "for God" was pretty amazing.  The first time I watched this I bewailed the severe lack of Expressive Eyebrows (it's a Colm-Valjean trademark, after all) but on my fourth go-round I paid closer attention and saw them there near the end of the pardoning of Valjean.       Excellent, excellent.   And of course we had the figurative-and-literal passing of the candlesticks... one generation's Valjean to the next.  Sniffle.



I was feeling quite unimpressed with "What Have I Done?" (and those statue-dead-body-thingies lying on the tables in the church were creeeeeeepy) until about halfway through.  I'm used to hearing this song screamed (even Alfie Boe put a tremendous amount of anger into it) and Jackman's use of bewilderment and grief instead of fury at the beginning took a little getting used to.


However, the more I see it, the better I like it.  (Where Les Mis is concerned, actors tend to grow on me.  My sisters can attest to this. :P)  And then he got to the "I feel my shame inside me like a knife" bit and actually started crying, and I was like, yup, this man needs an Oscar, HOW DID HE NOT GET AN OSCAR.  And after that I was Team Hugh Jackman for the rest of the movie.

"At the End of the Day" was chilling-- this film didn't gloss over the grittiness of life in France in the 1820's and 30's,  and the desperation on the beggars' faces and in their voices was evident.  I loved how Javert and the other inspectors were shown during the line about how the righteous hurry past and don't hear the little ones crying-- I'd always thought that line was referring to the wealthy, but it fits Javert so perfectly.  (And sheesh, Russell Crowe can certainly ride a horse.  He should be giving Eddie Redmayne some lessons.  Um, more on that later.)  I do have to wonder if Joly was responsible for the lyric changes though... "and the plague [not winter] is coming on fast, ready to kill!"


It seemed to me in the highly anticipatory weeks and months leading up to my first viewing of the film, that everyone was talking about Anne Hathaway as Fantine.  Anne Hathaway this, Anne Hathaway that, Anne Hathaway has an Oscar, Anne Hathaway cut off all her hair and lost 25 pounds for the part and she threw herself into this role and isn't she perfect and we all bow down to Anne Hathaway.  I was getting sick of it, let me tell you.  

And then I saw the movie and I understood.  Because she deserves every single accolade, every single repetitive review, every single ounce of fake gold on that Oscar statue (and the Golden Globe statue, too, though nobody seems to remember that one).  She completely BECAME Fantine in a way that surpassed Ruthie Henshall and even Lea Salonga and definitely Genevieve Leclerc (wasn't impressed with her portrayal... sorry).  All of a sudden I felt the tragedy of "At the End of the Day" in a way I've never felt before.
   

I mean, here's this woman who definitely made a mistake when she was younger and is paying the consequences now... but the utter callousness and even selfishness of her coworkers is terrifying.  Terrifying because I have to wonder if I would be just like them.  Yes, Fantine's daughter that she has to hide is a result of sin in her earlier life, but does that mean that the "righteous" women in the factory ought to conspire together to get her fired?  These are respectable women working respectable jobs, the kind who would consider themselves good and upright citizens... and yet they are the villains in this little tableau, the ones who drove her into the beginning of her tragic downward spiral.  Really makes you think... would I be like them if I ran into someone like Fantine in my life?  "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her..."


I really enjoyed the explanatory bits with Javert showing up at the factory and explaining his presence there to Monsieur Madeleine, aka Valjean... in the musical it IS a bit fuzzy as to how Javert randomly materialized in the runaway cart scene.  (Is he supposed to be the only cop in France?)  However, I did not enjoy the loud noises emanating from Russell Crowe's mouth.  "Please KNOW me as... JAVERT! I am HERE at your comMAND..." I'm reminded of a quote I saw on Hayden's blog once-- 

"You don't have to sing EVERYTHING!"
"But it's a muuuuuuuusicaaaaaaal!"

I really think someone should have said that to Russell Crowe.  Everyone else got along just fine with speak-sining the dialogue bits, but for some reason he felt he had to belt every single line.  One can only imagine how the poor man got along during lunch breaks. "Please PASS the salt and PEPPER!"


As for "The Runaway Cart"... to be honest, it felt too rushed.  I'm sure they were going for a more realistic approach, in which everything WOULD seem to be happening at once--the toppling cart, the terrified townsfolk, the mayor stepping in and taking charge--but it left this movie viewer feeling a little dizzy.  And what was up with chopping off half the lyrics at the end?  Was it a "shuffle verses and deal to the person on your left" kind of thing?  I mean, Valjean had no reason to say "say what you must, don't leave it there," when Javert hadn't even really voiced his suspicions yet.  Sigh.

"I look like a moose."
"But a very cute moose.  Make all the boy moose go HWOOOOOONK."
*blog readers make angry noises*
*Amy apologizes profusely and attempts to cultivate a socially acceptable sense of humor*

We managed to skip through "Lovely Ladies" quite nicely (though it did mean sacrificing the hair-and-teeth bit, but hey, I knew what happened) and in case any of my readers are wondering, I'll tell you how to do it without missing "I Dreamed a Dream" (they're on the same track on the DVD, sadly).  Once you see Fantine walking through the red-light district with a shawl around her shoulders, hit "skip."  You'll go to the next track, which is "Fantine's Arrest," and then you just need to rewind (or do the DVD equivalent... what's that called...?) until you get to Fantine lying (ALONE) in a rowboat, and voila, there's IDAD.

Which, by the way, was mind-boggling.  SO. GOOD.  No, Anne Hathaway doesn't have the powerhouse voice that Lea Salonga or Betsy Morgan or Ruthie Henshall have, but she sang IDAD (to quote Eddie Redmayne) "with this incredible fragility" that was unbelievably beautiful.  And sad.  (Well... duh.) 

Throughout that scene,  it kept hitting me just how ugly Fantine had become... I mean, here's Anne Hathaway, arguably the most beautiful human being on earth, and in this role she's become this woman who truly has been dropped at the bottom of the heap.  And that's never more clearly shown than in "Fantine's Arrest."


The song itself isn't that great until Javert shows up and then it becomes awesome.  I realize that they cut lines for length and all, and quite frankly I'd rather not hear all of what Bamatabois has to say, but seriously, it was like they exchanged two words and all of a sudden he's doing the snow attack.  And Fantine didn't really fight back as much as I thought she should have.  You could argue that Anne Hathaway's Fantine is more weak and beaten than some of the others, which is right, but I do think Fantine should have a little of the wildcat left in her at that point.  Anyways, Russell Crowe did bee-yew-tee-fully with that scene.  Stopping the other guys from going after her, and the way he said, "Save your breath and save your tears"-- does Javert possibly have a tiny bit of a soft spot, a spot that feels bad for Fantine despite his tenacity in clinging to The Law?  I'm not really sure what to make of this... I kinda liked the "other side" that Russell Crowe brings to the character, but is it canon?  I think not.  And the by-the-book-and-only-by-the-book part of me (which is not unlike Javert... cough...) says it's not right.  It's not really right.  (More on this later.  In Part Three.  Did I mention this thing is going to have three parts.  Because it is.)

All that aside, Valjean's rescue of Fantine is sweet and adorable and tearjerking and people who don't feel at least a little bit moved are made of stone.  End of story.


I really appreciated the fact that they included the scene where Javert tenders his resignation, because I felt it added a lot more depth to the story and made far more sense than the original musical did.  Now don't start smacking me with your stolen baguettes just yet-- I am NOT criticising the musical.  I mean, come on.  This is me and Les Mis we're talking about.  However, I do think the movie did a great job of clearing up some confusion and delay about who Javert was suspecting and why Valjean felt he had to go confirm his identity and blah-de-blah.  And am I the only one who giggled when Russell Crowe boomed out that he disgraced the uuuuuuuniform that he wore?  Because, you know, he doesn't sing as well as the other Javerts....?  Eh, never mind, it wasn't that funny.

Who Am I? left me feeling kinda... unimpressed.  It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, either.  Not really memorable at all.  I do like that song, but nobody sings it the way Colm sings it.  One little bone I had to pick with that scene, however... what was up with those letters??? At one point, as Valjean is packing to go to the trial, he picks up a packet of letters tied up with a ribbon and smells them.  Presumably they smell good, which makes me think that they probably weren't business letters... which makes me think they might have been supposed to be from a lady.  Um.  What.  Valjean doesn't do romance, peeps.  I realize some people ship him with Fantine.  But then, some people ship Javert with Azelma, so... yeah.  (I don't have any proof of a Jazelma ship, but I don't doubt that it or something equally as kooky does exist somewhere.)

If I ever get a chance to meet Tom Hooper, I will definitely ask him about the letters.  But only after I've thanked him profusely for casting the barricade boys so perfectly, demanded why they didn't have more screen time, congratulated him on his impeccable staging (er... blocking?) of "Do You Hear the People Sing?" and given several broad hints about how Les Miserables: The Six-Hour Director's Cut Along with Five Additional Hours of Fra Fee Talking About Random Things in an Irish Accent would be an awesome release for Christmas this year.

 I felt a severe lack of ooomph in the courtroom scene.  I definitely prefer the way it's played out onstage, with pandemonium breaking loose as Valjean shows his brand and then goes running out in the confusion with Javert on his heels.  Or should I say, "exit, pursued by Javert?"


Fantine's Death was heartbreaking.  I loved the vision she had of Little Cosette (it's all so brick-accurate, I'm internally squealing) and the way Anne Hathaway sang everything so softly and brokenly was perfect.  Ruthie Henshall kinda belts out "Come to Me", which I don't like.  (Not that I don't like Ruthie Henshall... but I just don't like the way she sings that song.  "And TELL Cosette I LOOOOOOOVE her and I'll SEE her when I WAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!" *RAH mushrooms shake from sheer noise level*)  

As for Confrontation... 'twas EPIC.  This was definitely Russell Crowe's best song, and Hugh Jackman did a pretty great job, too.  Loved how he wrenched the shelf thingy off the wall to beat back Javert's sword (though I was amused by the way Javert was using his sword one-handed to fend off Valjean's two-handed stick... who again is the "stronger man by far?")  It was fun to see the nuns scurrying away in terror, too-- okay, that sounds awful, but I just mean that it put the episode in perspective.  On stage you don't see what the rest of the hospital is thinking as these two guys have a fistfight.  Heehee.


I was not pleased at the number of lines that were cut out, but time constraints and blat-blat-blat.  Please release the ending bit with "I swear to you I will be there" in that director's cut, Mr. Hooper.


Isabelle Allen was, hands-down, the best Little Cosette I've ever seen.  She had an adorable singing voice, the perfect look for Wee Cosette (not quite a miniature Amanda Seyfried, but pretty close) and just the right blend of terrified and put-upon and abused and unbelievably sweet.  I'll confess that I generally skip "Castle on a Cloud" when I'm listening to Les Mis, because it kind of bores me, but her version is precious.

I generally skip Master of the House, too, but for a different reason than boredom.  Ahem.  On the DVD it's quite simple just to skip the entire track, and once you see Cosette wandering the woods, you're good.  This part is hilarious, by the by.  Because stalking young children is totally okay if you have a really cool coat with a cape thing and if you offer to do their chores for them.  Anne-girl and I have our own version of Valjean's greeting to Cosette.

"Do not be afraid of me... don't hide.  Show me where you live... tell me your wi-fi password... give me your Social Security number..."


Moving on.  The sweeping-off-of-the-hat and the "Mademoiselle," were squealy-adorable, though.  And did anyone else notice that when they came back through the village to the inn and she was swinging on his arm, he made the exact same grunting noise as in the opening scene?  One would presume an undernourished eight-year-old is a bit less heavy than a flag mast.  But anyways.  I suppose it was symbolic or something.


Helena Bonham-Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen were gross and disgusting as the Thenardiers (obviously) but they were also really, really funny. "Waltz of Treachery" was the best I'd ever seen, and definitely the high comedic point of the film.  Thenardier keeps getting Cosette's name messed up, a gag that (I believe) originated with the 25th Concert and is now a solid part of the show.  

"Farewell, Courgette."
"It's CoSEEEEEETTE."

Fun fact: a courgette is a zucchini in Britain.  There's your random act of culture, courtesy of me, for the day.  I imagine all the British actors snorting into their sleeves during that scene and the Americans being all, "lol what?"

Moving on.
(Did I say that before?  Never mind.  Hush up, can't you.)


"Suddenly" has gotten a lot of flak from the critics, I know.  But I (speaking as a diehard fan of the brick and the original musical and the French concept album and basically anything remotely connected to all of those) absolutely loved it.  And really, who cares about the critics?  Les Mis isn't about the critics.  It's about the people.  Historically, this story hasn't done well in the eyes of the Uppity and Scholarly Folk who review it in newspapers and such, yet the madding crowd who have bought the book and seen the musical and watched the film are touched by it in a special way.  And isn't that what the story is all about?  Ordinary people, the "lower classes," the uneducated and poor?  I'm not saying that the majority of Les Mis' fan base are peasants, but I am saying that I don't give two beans for the snooty reviewers who say "Suddenly" was too slow-moving and saccharine and nobody liked it.  It's a heartwarming little piece about a man who's become a father overnight, for Pete's sake... it's not supposed to be an eleven o'clock showstopper.  (Oh, and Hugh Jackman's an adoptive father in real life... which I thought added a special tenderness to his performance.  And this song was actually within his vocal range.  So he sounded great.)

And it made me cry.  Which is not a shocker, I know.  But I didn't expect to cry during that song, and yet I lost it at this line-- "Trusting me the way you do, I'm so afraid of failing you..."  Hasn't everyone, whether they're a parent or not, struggled with wanting to live up to the expectations of someone they love?  Not necessarily to Succeed in Life or Be Famous or anything big like that, but to be the caring, loving kind of person that a small child sees in you.  

Yeah, when Amy reviews Les Miserables, Amy goes deep.  :D


I was SO PLEASED with how the part from the brick was included about fleeing from Javert (with Spiderman-like escape routes!) and taking refuge in the convent.  With the addition of Father Fauchelevent, too!  How nice!  Poor guy gets totally neglected onstage... squished by a vegetable cart and then never heard from again. Tragic.  

And was I the only one who burs tinto tears again when they got to the convent and the nuns were singing the mass to the Bishop's music (which, technically, is "Empty Chairs"?  Gahhhhh.  Loved that. The welcoming arms helping Valjean start over once again... yup, yup, symbolism again. I should be an English teacher.


And now... we come to "Stars."  Javert's big showstopping eleven o'clock number.  I was on the edge of my seat at this point (totally approve the rearrangement choices, by the way!  It was well-placed here!) because if Russell Crowe messed it up, I was going to be one angry Mizzer.

Did he mess it up? Did he?  .
... He did not.

I know, I know.  I never thought I'd say that.  But I found myself actually liking his version of the song.  No, it wasn't spine-chilling like Philip Quast's.  No, it didn't shake the back seats of the theater like Andrew Varela's.  No, it didn't resound into the sky like Norm Lewis'.   It was different... but it was still good. As he started singing, I was couldn't help thinking... I am enjoying this.  I like his voice.  THIS IS A PLEASANT VOICE TO LISTEN TO.  THIS IS A GOOD SONG.  Now the end notes were still pretty weak and I didn't like the pop-ish influence that crept in here and there, but it was so much better than I thought it would be.  But I would like to take this opportunity to say that people like me who are deathly afraid of heights ought to be warned before seeing the movie, because YEEEESH.  Must we really have approximately ten minutes of screen time with Javert walking along edges of ten-story buildings????

But overall... I was pleased.  Not thrilled, but more than tolerant.  Just pleased.  Petie and other Russell Crowe fans, you may feel free to be proud of me and pat me on the head.

And... we are going to stop there for tonight.  It's getting late and you should be in bed.  Part Two will come ASAP... I definitely won't delay in writing that bit.  Because, you know, Introduction of My Favorite Characters and all that jazz.  (Sneak preview of Part Two:  Enjolras is amazing.)



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Thursday, 13 June 2013

Miss Daae Has Returned

Posted on 19:13 by riya

"I trust her midnight oil is well and truly burned..."
"Where precisely is she now?"
"I thought it best that she went home--"
"--SHE NEEDED REST--"

Sorry.

I'm just popping in (I've been doing that a lot recently...) to say that I'm back (thank you for pointing that out, my dear) and to give a note of appreciation to Melody for keeping things in order around here while I was gone.  (You didn't give her any trouble, now did you?)  My J&W review went up on Tuesday, as you are doubtless aware, and is the first of what I hope will be quite a few period drama reviews here on YAPDB before June is out.  I signed up to participate in Miss Laurie's period drama challenge back in... January, was it?... and if you count J&W I've had a grand total of two PD reviews on here since then.  Pathetic.  I intend to make up for that in the coming weeks--whether I actually achieve my goal of ten period dramas before July 1st is doubtful, but I shall at least do my best. Prepare thee for an onslaught of movie reviews, okay?   Here's a really, really broad hint as to what the next one will be about...


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Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Jeeves and Wooster (The Complete Series) Review

Posted on 19:58 by riya

What ho, followers all!  It's time today to tackle my very first review of a television show, and I shall attempt to do my best, but I must say that I simply can't concentrate until Anne-girl takes off that ridiculous hat.  Ladies do not wear straw hats in the metropolis, madam.  Where on earth did she get it?  I can only assume that it got into her wardrobe by mistake... or else had been placed there by her enemies.

Ah, yes, thank you for complying, Anne-girl.  Spiffing.  Very well, we can now proceed.


Now I must warn you that I am quite fond of this television series, quite fond indeed (in fact it is my favorite) and though I would like to do justice to it through writing a simply brilliant review, I'm afraid that the sheer brilliancy of the series itself tends to make me feel as though I had all the intelligence of a backwards clam and ought to just give up and join the Drones club.  At least there I'd be appreciated--might even be considered a dangerous intellect.

But anyway.  Here goes nothing.

"What? Certainly, Jeeves. What, a bit vivid do you think?"
"Not necessarily, sir. I am told that Mr. Freddy He’s-a-Riot Flowerdew often
appears on the music-hall stage in comparable attire, but…"

"No, no, no. No, no, no.  No buts, Jeeves.  I happen to think very highly of them."

Jeeves and Wooster is possibly the most hilarious television program ever to grace my portable DVD player.  The fact that I watch about four television programs with any kind of regularity does not lessen the distinction because J&W (as it shall hereinafter be abbreviated) is just plain hilarious.   Everybody says that Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are comedic genius.   The reason for this widely held opinion is that it is the truth.


Hugh Laurie (first known to me as the ever-hilarious, the one and only Mr. Palmer in S&S95) absolutely IS Bertie Wooster.  The first Jeeves book I ever read was... mmm... Thank You, Jeeves, and having seen a few photos of Bertie from the show beforehand, I was able to easily picture him in my mind.  Exceedingly helpful when one is reading a book before seeing a movie or show, you know.  It's horrid when you get one idea of a character firmly fixated in your head while reading the book and then have to get jolted into something completely different when you see the movie.  (The people in my head are generally better.)  


I knew I liked Bertie from the moment his hilarious narrative commentary began on the first page of Thank You, Jeeves.  I mean, what's not to like? The man has an impeccable sense of the ridiculous (even if he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer at all times), a delightful lack of taste when it comes to clothes, the ability to see the bright side in most situations, an unswerving loyalty to his friends, an old-fashioned code of honor (er, code of the Woosters) refreshing to see in the dissipated 1920's (and in the even-worse 2010's, I might add) and a profoundly humorous way of expressing himself.  (See above.)  And Hugh Laurie captures every bit of Bertie's personality to a T.The only thing I can't understand is why anyone so uniformly charming could acquire so many enemies as Bertie seems to have done.


Take Aunt Agatha Gregson, for instance.  She's basically the dragon of the show.  First she's played by Mary Wimbush and then she's played by Elizabeth Spriggs, and I hope that doesn't confuse you because she's not the only character in the show to get replaced.


Though I love Elizabeth Spriggs' portrayal in the last season, Mary Wimbush is my favorite Aunt Agatha.  She has the full-blown ship's-foghorn voice that I always imagined Aunt Agatha had, she has the third-best facial expressions on the show (after Jeeves and Bertie, of course-- oh, no, wait, I forgot Madeline Bassett in her third incarnation so never mind) and she has some pretty amazing quotes.  "Don't talk drivel, Bertie."  Aunt Agatha is completely convinced that her idle, rich nephew can't do anything right, and the fact that she's ninety-five percent correct somehow doesn't stop everyone from hating her.  In a good way, of course.  Because she's funny.


Elizabeth Spriggs does a fabulous job of portraying Aunt Agatha, too, and I can't help remembering Sense and Sensibility when I see her scenes with Hugh Laurie.  "Oh, Mr. Palmer is so droll!"  Only of course on J&W she doesn't think he's droll at all.  "Drooling" would be a better adjective.

Like I said, several characters get replaced over the duration of the show, and if I had one complaint about J&W it would be about that.  It's rather annoying to find that a recurring character (albeit minor) suddenly has a new face, new voice, practically a new personality (Pauline Stoker, I'm looking at you) or that one of your favorite characters has changed just enough to spark debate between you and your sister as to whether it's a new actor or not (it was. Gussie Fink-Nottle, what is up with that???).  And as for Madeline Bassett... girl, you were portrayed by no less than THREE different actresses in a four-year period, and the first actress to play you went on to be a character who is your POLAR OPPOSITE  (hi, Lady Florence!) in the latter seasons.  What.  Is.  Going.  On.  Here.

Let's take this one step at a time.  We'll begin with Gussie Fink-Nottle.  I have a bit of a soft spot for Gussie-- he's a lovable eccentric, but not at all like King Louis XVI.  (Um, sorry.  Inside joke for Horrible Histories fans.)  He likes newts, first and foremost, and... well...


I'm not saying I'm agreeing.  I'm just saying he has a point.  Poor Gussie is constantly getting himself into some sort of fix--whether it be romantical, involving his off-and-on fiancee Madeline Bassett, or relating to inebriation, involving spiked orange juice and some duplicitous behaviour on the part of his dear friend Bertie.  (Melody's scowling and harrumphing at me right now, I can just see her.)  And it's usually up to Bertie to get him OUT of the fix.  Er, that is, for Bertie to attempt to get him out, to fail miserably and make the matter worse, and for Jeeves to step in and smoothly save the day.  Yay Jeeves!

Now if only Bertie could have stepped in and befuddled the day (and then summoned Jeeves to save the day) when Richard Garnett got replaced on the show and Richard Braine took his place.  I mean, Richard Braine is fine and all.  But he tries too hard to be just like Richard Garnett, and he's just... not.  The hair isn't right, the glasses aren't right, the face isn't right, and above all the adorable LISP just isn't right.  Nope.  I want First-and-Second-Season-Gussie or none at all, thankyouverymuch.


Florence Craye is another favorite character--although she's supposed to be just as horrid as Aunt Agatha, she's one of those people that you enjoy having around, if you know what I mean.  You don't necessarily LIKE her, but you're happy when she makes an appearance, because you know hilarity is bound to ensue.  Francesca Folan plays the best Lady Florence, but she did not make a very good Madeline Bassett.  I know I said earlier that the two characters are polar opposites, but they're more than that--they're PENGUIN opposites.   Lady Florence is a forward-thinking, get-it-done-and-get-it-done-now, I-tolerate-no-nonsense-from-people-named-Wooster, politically minded spirit of regurgitated womanhood.*  Just look at the look on poor Bertie's face in the picture above.  That's basically his one and only facial expression whenever Florence is around.  Any woman who can reduce Hugh Laurie to a single facial expression has to be pretty awful.  "The root of the trouble," as Bertie says in Joy in the Morning, "was that she was one of those intellectual girls, steeped to the gills in serious purpose, who are unable to see a male soul without wanting to get behind it and shove."

Oh, and don't make any disparaging remarks about poor Bertie's white jacket in that picture, 'kay?  He has enough to handle from Jeeves.

"Beautiful women used to catch my eye."
"Presumably they thought you were a waiter, sir."

Back to Florence and Madeline.  Like I said, Francesca Folan does a great job acting the part of Lady Caligula.  Madeline Bassett, on the other hand, is the kind of girl who believes that every time a fairy blows its wee nose a baby is born, or something to that effect.


Bertie himself describes Madeline as a "pretty enough girl in a droopy, blonde, saucer-eyed way, but not the sort of breath-taker that takes the breath."  (Have I mentioned how much I enjoy Bertie's narrative.  Well, I do.)  Elizabeth Morton brings this across fabulously.  As mentioned before, she is a third-regeneration Madeline, and she's the best of the lot. When she maintains that the stars are God's daisy-chain (whaaaaat?), that Winnie-the-Pooh is the be-all, end-all of great literature (I'll give her that one) or that nothing in life can compare to the glory of being Countess of Sidcup (have fun, honey) she's actually believable.  I mean, some of the time you just kinda want to smack her upside the head with a Reality Check, but for the most part you're laughing too hard to be able to do that.

And don't get me started on her voice.  Just watch this clip and you'll see.  (Excellent Florence moment, too.  And an excellent Bertie moment-- as you can see, he's managed to get himself engaged to two ladies at once.  Brilliant planning there, old sport.)


Did I mention that Madeline spends the entire series laboring under the delusion that Bertie is madly in love with her?  Well, she does.  And it's hilarious.  Because he's not.

There are so many other characters that I'd love to talk about in great detail (Barmy Funky-Phipps for one-- he's the chap who thinks all the buildings in New York are tall because the plans got flipped sideways) but I really haven't time or space today, and I doubt you have the patience.  (This is not meant to reflect upon your levels of patience.)  Just go watch the show, okay?  Start at the beginning and go on until you get to the end.  Then stop.

By now you're probably frowning at me and tapping your fingers passive-aggressively, wondering when I'm going to get wise to the fact that I've left out an extremely important character.  Jeeves by name, valet by nature, to be precise.


Don't be silly, I didn't forget him. I just saved the best for last.  Reginald Jeeves is Bertie Wooster's trusty valet  and my absolute favorite character on the show, bar none.  Yes, he's better than Bertie.  Yes, I would be happy to hear your long list of reasons why Bertie is actually the best character--my comment box is at the bottom.  Yes, I will happily agree with each and every one of your reasons, but I will still maintain that Jeeves is the best.

Because Jeeves is more than just a gentleman's gentleman.  He is a calming presence.  He is balm on troubled water. He is the great brain that thrives on tinned fish and saves hopeless situations. His first name, as previously mentioned in brief, is Reginald, but we try to gloss over that bit.


(He is not a butler, in spite of inaccurate popular belief, but he has served in that position in a pinch and Bertie notes that he can "buttle with the best of them" when necessary.)

Jeeves has impeccable taste where clothes are concerned and does not hesitate to inform his employer when his employer's attire is less than satisfactory. White dinner jackets are a no-no, for example. A silken tie studded with little horseshoes once reduced the inimitable Jeeves to a shaking mess. And mustaches are an abomination and degradation. (So are goatees, but thankfully Bertie never goes quite THAT far.) 


Practically everybody likes Jeeves-- how could one help it? The only notable exception is a certain gentleman's gentleman with teeth like old harpsichord keys who goes by the name of Brinkley... but then, Brinkley's probably the most easily-disliked character on the whole show so I leave you to draw your own conclusions.  Small children have been known to be uncooperative when Jeeves requests their assistance, but bribery (which, according to Rosalind Penderwick, is immoral) can work wonders.


So can Jeeves, you know. What else can I say? Watch the show with all possible speed, try not to strain a rib while laughing and then let me know what you thought of it. And please do tell me I'm not the only one who actually really liked Honoria Glossop. "What ho, Glossops all!"

...Oops. Sorry. Shouldn't have said that. "Mother doesn't like me to say 'what ho.'"
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Sunday, 9 June 2013

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodbye and all that...

Posted on 18:03 by riya
(random pretty picture that has nothing to do with the post)

I'm not leaving permanently, of course (don't start celebrating just yet)-- I'm only going to my grandmother's for a few days, but I shan't be here during that time (do tell!) and so I'm just popping in really quickly to apologize for my absence of late.  (I'm a high school graduate now, by the way.  Which I think is supposed to mean I'm supposed to act grown-up.  Have to do a little research on that.)  At any rate, there will hopefully be a nice period drama review popping up in the next few days (scheduled to appear while I'm gone so nobody dies of heartache) and that should tide you over until my return.

In the meantime, the lovely Melody will be chatelaine of YAPDB, in charge of comments and what have you.  Be good and do what she says, and I shall see y'all on Friday!
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Monday, 3 June 2013

Barricade Boys Week... and a guest post!

Posted on 12:01 by riya


Eva-Joy is hosting a Barricade Boys week over at Ramblings of a Janeite in celebration of the week in 1832 when all our favorite literary characters got killed.  ...Well, is that inaccurate?  IS IT?  

Teasing aside, I'm incredibly excited about this blog event, and I think the rest of you will enjoy all the delightful Les-Mis-themed posts popping up on her blog this week.  I wanted to do something on my own blog to commemorate the 181st anniversary of the 1832 Paris Rebellion, but time got away from me this spring and I wasn't able to plan anything.  Which is why I'm so very excited that I DID have the opportunity to write a guest post for Eva-Joy's event!  Please head right over here to read my ramblings about my favorite little revolutionary... and I specify little, because I have a couple of other favorites too.  :D


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